My freind Chantel sent me this.

I was a very happy person.

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me....It was her beautiful younger sister..
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would ensure when she was near me that I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day, "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was stunned and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline out the front door and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law-to-be hugged me and said,
"We are very happy you passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.